While razor-tongued moms from the 'burbs would love for you to think it was the former, the prevalence of the latter on this evening's inbound train makes me wonder... to honors these Supahfans who are clearly en route to the game, i will share with you the secret recipe for the themed-cocktail of choice among Celtics fans riding the train this evening. Drink responsibly, kids.
The Tanked Townie, aka the Lahh-ree Bahd
1 part natty ice
2 parts creme de menthe
2 drops of green food coloring
1. combine all liquid ingredients into a lahj dunkies cup;
2. add ice and shake until frothy and green;
3. strain into a 2-litre mountain dew bottle;
4. garnish with a slim jim or twizzler "straw"
"Dude, I haven't been this drunk since the night when I set that c-ah on fi-ah aftah the Patriahts won the Supah Bowl!!!!!!
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