Thursday, January 7, 2010

EMERGENCY UPDATE!!!!


The conductor just came in and started screaming his head off about passengers drinking on the train. "IF YOU'RE DRINKING, NEXT STOP-- THROW IT OFF, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. IF YOU DON'T, I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!!"

conductor walks away.

Car full of Townie Massholes (in unison): "HEY! Who's Holdin' out?!?! Got any EXTRAHS?!?!"

Drunken Townie Masshole (in response): ::BURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP::

Car full of Townie Massholes (in unison): "YEAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

I sure wish the conductor had been that assertive to the masshole who was CHAIN SMOKING on the train last week before the game... although after the exchange I am left wondering whether the more appropriate question would've been Who's not getting wasted on the train tonight?

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